Again, from my lovely Expat! It's embarassing really, how much she adores me. But don't let my embarassment stop you! Adore away! I'll get over it! :)

The fine print:1. Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who granted it to you, along with his/her blog link.2. Pass the award to 15 other blogs that you feel are worthy of this recognition. Remember to contact each of them to let them know they have been chosen as recipients.

This award acknowledges the values that every Blogger displays in their effort to transmit cultural, ethical, literary, and personal values with each message they write. Awards like this have been created with the intention of promoting community among Bloggers. It's a way to show appreciation and gratitude for work that adds value to the Web.

--Ok, I follow alot of blogs. ALOT. But although I can give the "Funny Blog" or "Super Entertainment" awards to most of them, I can only really think of a few blogs that I can give this award to. Fear not all, I still love you! But here are the blogs I think deserves this award:

1) The Indefatigable Mjenks at A Crown of Thistles

2) Gwen at Everything I Like Causes Cancer

3) Fancy at Fancy Schmancy

4) ..::C::.. at Life on the Crawl

5) Skyler's Dad at Somedays It's Not Worth Chewing Thru The Leather Straps

6) Some Guy at Some Guy's Blog

7) The Unbearable Banishment at The Unbearable Banishment

8) Felisa at This Is The Story Of A Girl

9) Words Words Words at The Untitled Blogger Project

Wow! It was harder to pick and choose from my awesome blogroll than I thought. But I did it! Go enjoy yourselves!

HEY!! READ THIS!!!

YAY!! I got another award! Better not to let it get to my head!

Just like the first one, this one is from THAT DAMN EXPAT because let's face it: 1)I AM pretty damn fabulous...and 2) She loves me, she just doesn't know it yet.

As per the rules I need to give this award to 8 other people. But here's the catch, she already gave the same award to some of the people I was planning on giving the award to (Gwen and Fancy), so I'm just gonna go with 5...because I don't want to give people ginormous ego-trips.

Here are the rules:

This blog invests and believes in the PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships! These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.

And the five bloggers who deserve this award (less than I do):

1) A Crown Of Thisles: because I like the way he describes his wife as the "Buxom and Clever and Easily Terrified Bouddica"

2) The Untitled Blogger Project: because he gives me good chats to post when I can't come up with my own material.

3) The Unbearable Banishment: because he makes me want to travel 3000 miles to visit New York with every single one of his posts.

4) Girl Uninterrupted: because she is a girl from my own heart. If she isn't careful she could end up like me...scary!

5) View from 5280ft: because he is sending me a Christmas card, but promises not to stalk me.

Now for the rest of you, fear not...I love reading you all! Those of you in my blogroll who get alot of awards or who already got an award from me were skipped to give others a chance at greatness. Somebody give me another award so I can hand out some more please!

Also, if you read this blog and enjoy it, can I ask you a teensy weensy favor? Can you please click on that little link to the left that says "follow this blog" so I know who you are? I know a lot of you read and comment but I don't see your pretty little faces in my followers section.

And remember, "follower" is just a label. It in no way shape or form says anything about your personal preferences and/or tendencies.

oooh, I got too flustered!

Apparently, I was supposed to work for the award! Oops! I got so flustered at receiving one that I forgot to read the fine print. ALWAYS read the fine print! Lesson learned.

Here is my list of 5 things I find fantabulous!

1) Sephora: Why? Because I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay! When I visit that store.

2) The internet: C'mon! Who doesn't find the internet fantabulous? Where else can you find dating tips, friends, encyclopedias, videos, music and porn all in one place?!?

3) Bikes: not the *tweet tweet* ribbons on the handlebars ones. The *vroom vroom* pop a wheelie in the freeway doing 70mph ones! I got hooked on them when I was dating a dude with an R1 (coincidentally his name was Harley...go figure) and now that I think of it, my best buddy Mr. A has the exact same one!

4) My cellphone: because I can text, talk, watch tv, listen to music, browse #2 fantabulous listee the internet, IM, check email, blog, and play catch with it. Plus, it's a nifty green color!

5) Clothes: because without them we would be naked.

Ok...I read the rules a little bit more thorougly, and I guess I'm supposed to give out 5 awards to my favorite bloggers too. Kinda cheapens it a little huh?

My pick of the "bees-knees" bloggers:

1) Mr. A at Life on the Crawl.

2) WWW at Untitled Blogger Project

3) The Poobomber at The Other Side of Normal

4) Jen at Cake Wrecks

and only last because I wasn't allowed to pick anymore...but definitely not least

5) Pistols at Dawn from Save Your Generation

Now this is in no way shape or form the complete list. For my favorite blogs all you need do is look at that nifty little blogroll on my page. But since you made me pick just 5, I picked the 5 that I've been reading the longest or made me laugh today or commented on me recently. Yes, it's all about me and the world should (if it doesn't already) revolve around moi.