Someone get me a cold compress...

...cuz it's gettin too DANG HOT up in here!

I'm happy being single...

I like not having a boyfriend...

But DAMN! If anyone looks like this dude, or knows of anyone who looks like this dude, and is over the age of 25 (very very important condition) then please give me a call. PLEASE?

OR...

if anyone wants to make a date to see this film in November (not because I am obsessed with Twilight...only to see this guy) then shoot me an email and we'll plan it.



OH, and sorry in advance for the disgusting show of giggly girliness. I swear I'm not like this in real life all the time. I've actually been told I'm quite the epitome of cool, calm, and collected.

That said,

OMG, *giggly giggle* Hottie!!!

Travelog 2: Pike Place Market, Evergreen Point Park (Medina, WA)

A combination of a Vlog with some much needed shout outs and dedications, and my next Travelog Series about Washington State. Hope you all enjoy!

"I'm totally blingin today and you hate it!"

Ok so backstory: I have a a thing about watching makeup tutorials on YouTube and have a subscription to the YouTube channel of my favorite drag queen/makeup artiste extraordinaire Petrilude...


(his real name is Josh...)


(I know, kinda anticlimactic right?)


Anyway, Josh hosted a contest a while back asking his readers to create a look based on a picture of a sunset off Waikiki Beach. Total girlyness, but whatever...I'm a girl. Deal with it. His friend Nick (dressed as alter-ego Keisha) entered a faux contest entry and posted it. You can skip all the makeup parts and just watch the first minute...and the last 25 seconds.





Though I don't know why you would...any guy who can sport a wig and beard and limited makeup items and still look that damn good deserves to be fawned over.


I like to think he raided his sister's or girlfriend's makeup bag to do this...more on that later.


Hilarity will ensue. I guarantee it!


And here's another video from his channel. Just to show he isn't all about the girly boy makeup tutorials.






I swear I love those two guys. Never fails to make me snot-out-the-nostril laugh so hard! If they weren't both gay (one definitely...the other one maybe but I hope not) I'd marry them both in a heart beat.


Except then I'd be a polygamist and ~E don't swing that way.


And also I'd be scared they'd both be prettier than me, and ~E don't swing that way either.

K...I totally snuck that last vid of me in there (better lit one available if you clicky the linky down below)...but I think everyone deserves to know how to properly treat any nasty facial activities that may pop up from time to time. And I know I promised never to post makeup vids here again. In my defense that was NOT a makeup vid. It was a public service announcement.

So sue me.

(actually please don't. I'm poor. However, I'm not against anyone pimping me out to their friends)

(By ME I mean my other blog)

(Clearly)

Man Crush

Amanda, my dear...this one's for you!

Mike Rowe

Who doesn't love a man who likes to get dirty?

And look DAMN good doing it?!?!

I know he is 20+ years older than me, but all I'm saying is...If he showed up at my door right now and said to me (in that lovely lovely voice) "run away with me!" I would whole heartedly say "HELL YEAH! let's go!"

Catch him tonight: Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel, at 9pm

Man Crush...

Vin Diesel

And do I care that there's rumors going around that he is gay?? Nope...not a single bit! As I told my buddy Words, he doesn't have to be attracted to women to look that damn good. Oh, and by the way Expat...this just goes to show it's not only the Scandinavians I'm attracted to. I *heart* all kinds.

For those of you (women mostly...and some guys too I guess *wink wink nudge nudge*) I know for a fact that in the greater Seattle area there roams a dude who looks 90% like the guy pictured above. From the bald head to the latte colored skin to the mus-cles! How do I know this?? Because I work with the guy. However, unlike the guy pictured below, my coworker is very happily married to a very lovely woman.

Oh well, look but no touch! :)

A Quicky Update and a Man Crush

...on this guy.

Or should I say BOY crush?

He's 16...

I'm going to hell.

On the upside, my holiday events went swimmingly well. Christmas was a bit tamer this year than most years, partially because I was sick sick SICK and couldn't really do much but complain and throwup, though not necessarily in that order. Plus, we were snowed in for days at a time and there can only be so much familial unity before the carnage begins. One good thing that happened, other than the presents (woohoo! free crap!) was my dad, in the quest to keep the family entertained, taught us how to play mah-jong. Apparently, I have a pretty wicked gambler side that has been hidden all these years and I CLEANED UP!!! Sure it was only pretty colored chips and not real money but it's the thought that counts.

On Tuesday (that would be the day before New Year's Eve) I hung out with a friend..."the Scandinavian God (TSG)" for those of you in the know. Cooked dinner (together), ate dinner (together), drank wine (together), listened to our playlists and critiqued each other's horrible/awesome musical tastes (together), baked homemade ice cream cake (me), played guitar (him), and pretty much just ushered in the the New Year a day early. The actual New Year's Eve was spent doing almost the same thing minus the ice cream cake and the guitar playing and adding in 7 more people. Quiet and just the way (uh huh uh huh) I liked it. Pretty decent way to kick off the next 365 days. Here's hoping that KARMA will finally reward me/cut me some slack for my partially sucky 2007 and my even suckier 2008.

One of those damn man-crushes...

I'm sitting stuck at home for the 3rd time in 8 days...snowed in, about a foot and a half of the white stuff outside (and no it didn't actually snow a foot and a half...but as it turns out the wind blows extra snow right up against our house, so my side of the street got the brunt of it). So I took some pics and vids to send to the le premier bro-han down in 'Frisco and settled in with some popcorn and hot cocoa to finally watch (succumb to) Twilight.

Honestly, I only watched it because it's set in my state (and in a city I've actually been in, nevermind that it was actually filmed in Portland, OR)...but I gotta tell you, I loved the movie! It's such an adolescent theme and not so great acting but dammit if I didn't watch it twice in a row!

And I normally am not into the thin, pasty, brooding guys but for some reason Robert Pattinson (aka. Edward Cullen aka. Cedric Diggory from the Harry Potter movies) just gave me goosepimples and tingles all movie long. Damn those broody, angst-ridden teen vampiric love stories anyway!

Man Crush

Oh Scott Foley...how do I crush on thee!

Mostly because he looks like a sexy man-child mix of HIM (the eyes and the hair cut) and Reason #3 (the body). Dammit all to hell.

Bones

Anyone else absolutely adore the show BONES???

Because I do.

I tell people it's because of all the science and forensics and the witty reparte between the characters, but really it's because I like this dude:

I've been crushing on this guy (David Boreanaz) since his Buffy the Vampire Slayer days.

*sigh* I wait in anticipation for Wednesday nights when I can watch his handsome man-hunky mug on TV.

Oh and I have a teeny girl crush on his partner (Emily Deschanel) too:

I love win-win situations!

I'm running out of ideas.

Because I have nothing else to write about and I'm still 7 days away from being able to take a bloggy day off (DAMN YOU NABLOPOMO...Damn you to HECK!)

Today's football games that I'm watching (well, actually tomorrow's games since I'm writing this tonight...or last night depending on when I post this...which could actually be a few days from now. I like to keep you guessing).

1) BUF Bills vs. KC Chiefs: Because I like the Bills, and Kansas City is playing so freaking horribly lately that they might actually have a chance. I'm watching you Lindell...I'm watching you!

2) NY Jets vs. TEN Titans: Because if the Jets win (which I'm crossing my fingers and all 13 toes that they will) then I'll be happy. And trust me, a happy E is almost as good as a nekkid E...Almost.

3) NY Giants vs. ARI Cardinals: I'm kinda hoping the Giants knock the Cardinals around a bit. But it doesn't matter who wins because even if they (either one) lose they'd still be Division leaders.

4) WAS Redskins vs. SEA Seahawks: *sigh* I'm a glutton for punishment. Especially after the Huskies bit it in the 2nd OT today.

I know the women (and wannabe women) readers of this delightful blog are getting tired of all the girl crushes and football crap I've been posting lately. So here is some eye candy. I have the stuff that keeps ya comin back don't I?!?!

CHANNING TATUM...oh drool!

And last but not least...Happy Sunday y'all! I'll be praying for your lost souls all day today. Well, maybe not all day. But at least 3.6 seconds of prayer for each of you...

The one and only time (so far) that I am not a fan of the makeup...

I just finished watching Hellboy II: Rise of the Golden Army. And I was curious (as I usually am) about who played who under all that makeup. Did you know that Seth McFarlane was the voice of the German vapor doctor dude??? I knew I heard Stewie and Brian somewhere under the smoke.

But I digress.

My main point in this blog is this:

This guy is Prince Nauda...he was a bad guy...and I looked him up to see who played him....

And I came up with this:

This is Luke Goss... That's right ladies.

THIS IS WHAT WAS UNDER ALL THAT MAKEUP!!!

REALLY!!!

In case you missed my point again. Here is Mr. Goss when he played another bad guy in another movie. This time it was Blade I (or II or III I can't remember).

And again sans makeup and creepy contacts and weird denture teeth things.

Now I ask you...WHY oh WHY would you cover all that gorgeous man-prettiness under pounds of makeup and prosthetics? I can understand why you would do it to Ron Perlman but him??? REALLY???

That is all.

I'm still in the Running DAMMIT!!!

It's 12:02 and I almost forgot to blog about some random crap that happened to me that no one really cares about yesterday (slash today) 11/08 for that damn Month of Posting that's causing me so much stress. ALMOST!!!

Here you go you gruby blog readers! Yet another post for the men folk.

I have another girl crush:

on JESSICA ALBA

But only from Good Luck Chuck...not any other movie. Probably because she got to dance the horizontal mambo with Mr. Hotty McGorgeous -->

DANE COOK

Pardon me while I wipe the drool off my keyboard.

For staring at Dane of course. Not Jessica Alba. Cuz Dimes don't swing that way. :)

I'm freaking out HERE!

It's another one of those late night posts that's most likely coming down when I wake up tomorrow but JIMMini freaKING CRAP!!!!! I woke up shocked after a dream and dying to write this so I got up, booted up fluffy the laptop and started typing.

Do you guys see how much I love you?!?!?

Anyhoo...

I think I've been picking my boyfriends and guys I date based on the celebrities I'm crushing on! I'm super CEREAL!!!!

Hear me out for a sec...

1) I just realized that if one of my exes, we'll call him EAGLE mated with and had a love child (*gag*) with one of the guys I dated, we'll call him TWO WHEELS...the resulting crib midget would look like Dane Cook.

2) If you look at this picture of Dean Cain real real quickly with one eye (or if you were a close personal friend of mine...or had cataracts) you will see a slight resemblance to another ex, we will call this one BLT. Not to mention they are the same ethnicity. (Note: if you are a close personal friend and you STILL don't know who I'm talking about then you're so fired!)

3) Ok...so if EAGLE then got a real nice tan and shaved his head and gained another 20 pounds in muscle, he would look a lot like this dude. I am NOT shitting you! (HQ, do you remember what EAGLE looked like the last time you saw him?? Well, I saw him about a month ago and he got ripped!)

Not to mention that almost ALL the guys I date (95%), or have dated, or tend to date have some really striking similarities not even just physical attributes but personal backgrounds as well!

*sigh* If only they weren't all such dillholes too. I have a problem. If anyone out there wants to psychoanalyze me for research or cure me or slap me in the face and tell me to grow up then please by all means...but for now, I'm going back to bed. Hopefully, Ill fall into the same dream I had before I so rudely awakened myself. It was a damn good one!