Post Chrismassy bloginess PTII

One of the funnier Christmas Presents I got this year was from my buddy NMos. He wrote me a poem and it's hilarious!

The "E" According to "N"

There once was a beauty named E

Who was the only girl out of three

She can fire a big gun,

If she's mad you betta run,

Cause its hard to stop this busy lil bee.

She was born in the beautiful Philippines

But was transplanted to Seattle it seems.

She's very down to earth

Has been cute since birth

And is comfy in just tshirt and jeans.

She smells as good as she looks.

And likes to read Sandra Brown books.

She loves to shop at Sephora,

I think you would adore her,

For she even bakes and she cooks.

In her free time she writes up blogs,

And also loves Yorkshire Terrier dogs.

Her two lil bros,

Are Robs and Joe,

And only on her home treadmill she jogs.

Her Choco-Kahlua cake is the best,

Truly better than all the rest.

If you joke 'bout her food,

She'd think that'd be rude,

And would probably say, "Surely you jest"

She sports a sexy tattoo,

And jokes about all things taboo.

She can take out many drinks,

In just a couple winks,

And you'd better believe it's all true.

You'll catch her watching football on the tube,

She'll even discuss it like she's a dude.

She'll place her loot,

On the QB that's cute,

Team spirit is what she'll exude.

She can talk about any electronic device,

From cellphones to optical mice.

Not the typical girlee

And immediately you'll agree,

You've never seen a techy look this nice

It is best that one should mention

That particular topics may create some tension.

I admit that the E

Is somewhat a mystery

But thru it all she still has my attention.

Other than that, my most favorite things I got this year:

1) Football Jerseys

2) 750GB Hardrive (to store all my pirated movies, songs, and ebooks of course)

3) A star named after me! Ok well this wasn't really a gift this year but two years ago my best buddy Bob had a star named after me and it's still one of the coolest things I've ever gotten from anyone...unless of course you count "life" for which I will always thank my mother all her 23 hours of labor for.... You can find it at Aries RA 2h 52m 37s D 26 51'. If you're smart enough to look that up and find out what it's called, then I guess you deserve to know my real first name. Bob has since passed away (very very very recently) but I am reminded of him everytime I see that framed certificate hanging on my wall. I don't mean to be mushy here but I really do hope that he's up in heaven, residing on my star...looking out for me.

Bob, Me, and our friend Jay.

R.I.P. Robert Day III, December 3rd, 2008

P.S. Sorry if I brought anyone down, but I figured if I snuck it in at the end, no one would really notice.

Totally Screwing up the order of things...

But who cares?!?!

Not Wednesday but here's some music I adore!

Heard this on CMT as I was getting ready for work this morning and any song that can make me crack up and cry at the same time gets two thumbs (and two big toes) up!!!



I specifically love the line "wish her well as she rots in hell and you can tell her I said so...cheater cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho"...

Gives the inner redneck in me shivers!!!

Another sad sad song...

...for all you sad sad people! No really, I kid... I just finished reading my daily dose of blog heaven and out of the 15 or so blogs that I am addicted to, 5 of them had something to do with relationships or the lack of a relationship or confusion about a relationship. Perhaps sometime in the near future (when Im not so hungry that my stomach is yelling at me or too tired to blink) I'll discuss it here further and maybe insert my own brand of wit and observation to my favorite topic. Loooovvve!

But for now, just listen to this and don't forget to smile! Because dammit, you deserve to!

Leona Lewis -- Better in Time

It's been the longest winter without you,
I didn't know where to turn to.
See, somehow I can't forget you.
After all that we've been thru.

Going, coming.
Thought I heard a knock.
Who's there? No one.
Thinking that I deserved it.
Now I realise that I really didn't know.
If you didn't notice you mean everything.
Quickly I'm learning to love again,
All I know is I'm gonna be ok.

Thought I couldn't live without you.
It's gonna hurt when it heals too.
It will all get better in time.
And even though I really love you,
I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to.
It will all get better in time.

I couldn't turn on the TV,
Without something there to remind me.
Was it all that easy?
To just put aside your feelings.

If I'm dreaming, don't wanna laugh.
Hurt my feelings but that's the path I believe in.
And I know that time will heal it.
If you didn't notice boy you meant everything.
Quickly I'm learning to love again.
All I know is I'm gonna be ok.

Since there's no more you and me.
It's time I let you go, so I can be free.
And live my life how it should be.
No matter how hard it is I'll be fine without you.
Yes, I will!

A Melancholy kind of day...

Pre-Script: It's just a song. Don't think about it too hard, you'll hurt yourself.


Fallin by Alicia Keys

I keep on fallin, in and out of love with you
Sometimes I love you,
Sometimes you make me blue
Sometimes I feel good,
At times I feel used.
Lovin' you darlin', makes me so confused

I keep on fallin', in and out of love with you
I never loved someone the way that I'm lovin' you

Oh, I... never felt this way
How do you give me so much pleasure,
And cause me so much pain
Just when I think I've taken more than would a fool
I start on fallin back in love with you

I keep on fallin', in and out of love with you
I never loved someone the way that I'm lovin' you...you

I'll Be There -- Mariah Carey

You and I must make a pact.
We must bring salvation back.
Where there is love I'll be there.

I'll reach out my hand to you,
I'll have faith in all you do.
Just call my name and I'll be there.

I'll be there to comfort you,
Build my world of dreams around you.
I'm so glad that I found you.
I'll be there with a love that's strong.
I'll be your strength,
I'll keep holding on.

Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter.
Togetherness is all I'm after.
Whenever you need me I'll be there.

I'll be there to protect you.
With an unselfish love I'll respect you.
Just call my name,
And I'll be there.

I'll be there to comfort you,
Build my world of dreams around you.
I'm so glad that I found you.
I'll be there with a love that's strong.
I'll be your strength,
I'll keep holding on.

If you should ever find someone new,
I know she'd better be good to you.
'Cause if she isn't,
I'll be there .
Just call my name I'll be there.
Whenever you need me I'll be there

Sympathy

Because I'm not very good at being sympathetic when Im cranky and tired. I'm sorry Katie.

I Can't Make You Love Me -- Bonnie Raitt

Turn down the lights, turn down the bed.
Turn down these voices inside my head.
Lay down with me, tell me no lies.
Just hold me close, don't patronize...don't patronize me.

Cause I can't make you love me if you don't.
You can't make your heart feel something it won't.
Here in the dark, in these lonely hours,
I will lay down my heart and I'll feel the power.
But you won't.
No, you won't.
Cause I can't make you love me if you don't.

I'll close my eyes, then I won't see,
The love you don't feel when you're holding me.
Morning will come and I'll do what's right.
Just give me till then to give up this fight.
And I will give up this fight.

Cause I can't make you love me if you don't.

My weekend..

Fun filled all around... I wont bore you all with the deets but let's just say I had more fun this weekend than I have the last 6 months. In fact probably longer than that.

People should really experience just letting go and having a good time with another person without any pretenses. Without wondering what the next step will be, without having to pretend to be someone else and just being yourself. Being in the moment and letting all that may happen happen. Its a great feeling.

I think I may have found my friend again but at the same time Im not going to rush into any assumptions. This is how I got hooked the first time. I keep having to tell myself to stop whenever my thoughts start wandering off into the "darkness". But its all gravy, Ill just have to be patient. Patience is a virtue.


Bless the Broken Road -- Rascall Flatts

I set out on a narrow way many years ago, hoping I would find true love along the broken road.
But I got lost a time or two.
Wiped my brow and kept pushing thru.
I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you.

Every long lost dream lead me to where you are.
Others who broke my heart, they were like northern stars,
Pointing me on my way into your loving arms.
This much I know is true...
That God blessed the broken road that led me straight to you.

I think about the years I spent just passing through.
I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you.
But you just smile and take my hand,
You've been there you understand.
Its all part of a grander plan that is coming true.

Now Im just rolling home,
Into my lover's arms...
This much I know is true...
That God blessed the broken road that led me straight to you.

Hands -- Jewel

If I could tell the world just one thing, it would be...we're all ok.
And not to worry cuz worry is wastefull and useless in times like these.
I won't be made useless.
Or be idled with despair.
Ill wrap myself around my faith, cuz light is what darkness most fears.

My hands are small I know but they're not yours, they are my own.
Not yours, they are my own.
And Im never broken.

Poverty stole your golden shoes, but it didnt steal your laughter.
And heartache came to visit me but I knew it wasnt ever after.
We will fight but not out of spite.
Someone must stand up for whats right.
Cause where there is a man who has no voice, there I shall go singing.

In the end only kindness matters.
I will get down on my knees and I will pray.
I will get down on my knees and I will pray.

My hands are small I know, but they're not yours, they are my own.
Not yours, they are my own and I am never broken.
We are never broken.
We are God's eyes, God's hands, God's mind.
We are God's eyes, God's hands, God's heart.