I found this on line...I wonder if it's considered sacriligious! LOL. And me being the good catholic girl and all. Oh well, Im sure God will forgive me for my sense of humor since he's the one who gave it to me in the first place!
~Christianity: the belief that some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by an evil snake to eat from a magical tree....makes perfect sense!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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