Friday, November 28, 2008

Color Genics...and a manly video

Yeah, you heard right. I did one of those personality quiz things. I did it for fun but holy crud! Did you hear that thud? Yeah, that would be my jaw dropping! It's so freaking accurate and to think that when I was doing the damn quiz I was thinking all the time "this is so stupid, stupid colored cube things...stupid spinning colored cube things."

Now, I don't often like to admit I'm wrong. But...yeah.

Anyway, here's the link and my results. Thanks to new blogger buddy [insert her name here]. I'm not gonna post her name because it's my name too (I'm super serial!!! I've never met anyone with my same name before...it's kinda creepy). And I don't want you lousy people stalking me (in case you were thinking about it, might I invite you to watch the video first?)

THE LINK:

Colorgenics...http://www.goldinuniverse.com/default.asp

MY RESULTS:

At this particular time, you are feeling that you are or were unjustly and undeservedly treated and/or betrayed in your hopes and dreams. You feel that everything is against you. But look on the bright side for you are, whether you believe it or not, a survivor.

Always anxious to accept the role of the leader, as indeed you often work well with people - but try to stay out of the limelight. You'd like a life of ease with no one to rock the boat and someone who understands you is so important in your life.

You are a dreamer and you seek perfection in any relationship that you may establish. Some of your ideas and standards are over the top so it may be a good idea to review your perception of life and accept people for what they are - not for what you would like them to be.

You are experiencing considerable stress which is essentially the result of on going rejection and hostility. You are in the unpleasant position where offers of trust, affection and understanding are being withheld and you are being treaded with a degrading lack of consideration. You feel that you are being denied the appreciation that you deserve, which is essential to your well-being and self-esteem, but you have to face up to the situation because as matters stand at this time there is little that you can do about it - you feel that you are getting nowhere and the continuous struggle is a lonely one: all difficulties and no encouragement. Whatever you try to say or do is met with continuous hostility and no matter how much you protest you are consistently misunderstood. You need to escape from the situation but you are so perplexed that you cannot find the strength of mind to make the necessary decision.

In the past your trusting attitude has often been misunderstood and so you have needed to protect yourself against your tendency to be abused and taken advantage of. As a consequence you possibly adopt an aloof and critical attitude and you are only willing to let your guard down once sincerity and trustworthiness can be assured.

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And just so you don't think I've completely gone around the girly bend...

Might I add this video to my list of credentials:



p.s. Thats a tattoo...not buttcrack...just so you know.

*Watches football? Check!
*Girl Crushes? Check!
*Fires M4s and AK47s? DAMN SKIPPY!!!!

I'm expecting my penis and 'nads in the mail any time now!

4 comments:

The Unbearable Banishment said...

I don't want to be labeled as a spoild sport but the results of your quiz are very general and can pretty much apply to anybody. Many of those "results" apply to me as well. That's how they get away with it in astrology. Cast a broad enough net and you'll catch a bunch of fish.

~E said...

SHHHH!!! Don't tell anyone!

pistols at dawn said...

I agree. I think that the number of people who take the time to fill out online surveys who are content and not lonely is possibly 1. Add in a little, "You're incredibly special" and people love it.

Except for you, of course, because you pack heat.

~E said...

thanks for the amendment...too bad it was followed by "cuz you pack heat"