I wanted to address all the comments at once because most of you guys don't check the comments after you've left yours and everyone was saying mostly the same thing. In fact the term "don't forget us little people" came up a disturbingly huge number of times!
I don't know what you guys are talking about! Im all of 5ft tall and out of all you folks, Im probably the only one who can be rightly considered "little"and I'm damn well not gonna forget myself!
PLUS, to all of you offering me services to pimp out your blogs...(no not that kind of services! PERVS) I'd pimp all you out no problem! I've got a car that needs washing, laundry, garage that needs to be cleaned, gardening, pet washing, bills to be paid.........
I have no clue how Cosmo found my blog. Judging from the pic of the heading they put up, Id say they checked out my blog during Lent...because I changed my page right after I came back from being good and holy and good and religious and good. AND I was Good...
No, they specifically addressed THIS blog...not my makeup/beauty one although that would make a heck of a lot more sense if they did.
So far I haven't seen my follower numbers go up although I did finally install Analytics. I still don't know how to use it but we will see what happens. To tell you guys the truth I'm sorta glad I haven't had an influx of people checking me out (or so I assume) because I don't want to feel like I have to edit myself on my own blog ya know?? Plus, I feel cozier with 38 friends than 38,000 hahahah.
However, if you are here from the great South African nation, and you may or may not have read an article that may or may not exist then I bid you WELCOME!!!!!!! Please click the follow button and don't leave me worrying about lurkers.
(Im still not fully convinced...sorry Sid, but Scope put the thought in my head that you may just be super fantabulous with the Photoshop and Word!...did your head explode with frustration yet???)
I want to thank all of you people. My faithful commenters who always take the time out to read me and leave a hello despite their busy busy lives (Sid, Cora, Scope, Unbearable, SkyDad, Words, Dr. Zibbs, Felisa, Girl I, Fancy, Chris, Chris, Sassy, J.J., and God --my top fifteen). My faithfull followers who may not comment all the time or hardly at all, but I still know you guys are out there,
The lurkers who read my blog and never say a word. It's kinda creepy you guys, just click the follow button and get it over with!,
And to the people I read (go visit them!!! NOW...I command you!) ...my lovely blog list of awesomeness that keep me entertained and keep me thinking of new ways to be better than you...no wait, I meant "to better myself"...yeah, that's it.
Booyah! How's that for pimpin you all out?!?!? Uhuh! Mad skills yo!
I also want to thank the Lord above for making me the great and wonderfull person I am today,
Cosmopolitan Magazine--South Africa for having the good taste to check me out,
All the little people: vern, sneezy, droopy, winky, sleepy, stinky, widget, and doc,
and last but not least...Swine Flu.
Swine flu? Oh yeah. You don't think I haven't noticed that all this hullabaloo started after I kissed this dude???
Coincidence? I think not!
YOU MAH BOY BLUE!!!!
21 comments:
You've changed.
Yeah, I noticed they'd used the old avatar and header too rather than the Spring-y new ones ~ kinda odd, huh? And I too would have thought they'd have contacted you prior to publication. Strange. But FREAKING COOL anyway!!!!
Your blog just hit on me. My wv: "singl"
*snicker*
You have me beat - I'm only 4'11. And I don't nearly have the body you do...well, I have the (.)(.)'s but they're not defying gravity as well as yours are.
And I wouldn't want my blog to explode to 38,000 either...15,000 maybe.
And since you're my friend I'm not going to turn you into the CDC for that whole Swine flu thingie.
You can thank me with chocolate pudding.
Since I last offered my services to you when you get famous, it has been brought to my attention that J-Lo has a guy on hand (he he, "hand") that works as her nipple tweaker.
I humbly offer up my services in this department, resume to follow...
I kid you not...
http://www.celebrity-pics.net/dp/files/1-31.jpg
LOL'ing @ SkyDad...J-Lo's looking pretty happy in that 2nd shot!
Seems this place is turning into (.)(.) Central. Sorry about that, ~E!
Skydad: screw nipple tweaker. Hows about being my personal fanner?? You know, stand behind me and fan me with palm fronds and stuff...frozen palm fronds!! ITS 89 DEGREES IN SEATTLE TODAY! IM MELTING!!
JJ: Chocolate pudding in the mail as we speak.
You're all shocking liars - I'd love 35,000 followers.
LOL @ that J.Lo link!! Ha ha ha!!!! Now THERE'S a job! :-)
Now your blog is going all Yoda-speak on me, ~E. My wv is "fastru" (fast are you)
Yes, thank you, Yoda blog, I am quite fast.
(You meant that in a good way, right?)
Sorry about putting the doubt in your mind. That was EVIL of me, I know.
But for some reason, I just don't feel guilty. :-)
35,000? I'd prefer 35 million. I've always harbored the illusion that the world would be a better place if everyone just listened to me.
Now I'm out before I think about nipples any more.
OK, OK. Finally clicking on that follow button.
Congratulations again. ;)
OMW! Seriously? What else do I have to do to prove that you were in fact in Cosmo?
And yes you're right. Lurking is frigging creepy.
Yay for you!!!!!! North America loves you even if South Africa doesn't catch on. Thanks for the shout-out.
You are too funny E!
My food blog was put in the local paper's grilling special a few weeks ago and now every few days, someone I know mentions it to me. I was like....ew...I don't want people I actually KNOW reading my blog, LOL.
I am still trying to figure out why they didn't NOTIFY you that they were pimping your blog in their issue. Very odd indeed. But, who the flip cares, because it's exCITing!
Thanks my dear.
As for being short, my wife is 5'2" and I'm almost 6'3".
No problem. Especially because you're also really good looking.
I think I might know how this might have happened. Maybe.
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