Friday, October 10, 2008

The 6 stages???

...hmmm. Maybe this is what's been going wrong in all my relationships! I didn't follow the stages and instead was skipping around willy-nilly with no regard for the proper succession! And me being the good researcher/science geek and all...

Follow the steps, E. Follow the STEPS!! That's the ticket!

The 6 Stages of a Relationship:
1) Spend the night
2) Spend the weekend
3) Exchange keys
4) Sexy weekend getaway
5) Extended vacation
6) Live together.

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Update: No people, I did NOT make this list up. I was watching an episode of Bones and one of the characters made this up. It was just late enough at night, and I was just tired enough to think it was amusing and so decided to share it with you folks. 'tis all!

3 comments:

Mrs. Gordon said...

the list is more of "what kind of time together" than the actual relationship. increasing commitment as the list goes down is a more important factor.

~E said...

Yeah I know LOL! I just thought it was funny that somebody actually came up with a list.

Anonymous said...

Sexy weekend getaways sound so...80's porn. Unless you live a few miles away from Cape Cod, or something.

Fun weekend getaways!

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