So without further adieu:
The That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts for Sick People Stockpile
You see, most people don't want to actually buy a gift for charity. But what if you didn't have to actually buy one? I'm proposing that we make a list of gifts that MIGHT be given to some sick people and we just send the list to a place where sick people are. Maybe, just maybe, some rich dude will see the list and buy all of the presents for the sick people.
Who knows?And why waste really good things on sick people? They're probably going to just cough on it anyway or something. And it's the thought that counts right? So the crappier the gift the better.
So what you do is:
1) Pick a crappy gift for the That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People Stockpile and post it on your site.
2) Pick 5 bloggers that you think might want to open their hearts and pick a crappy gift.
3) Link back to this post.
4) And if you really want to get into heaven, write, "I POSTED A CRAPPY GIFT" in the comments section of this post so we can see the crappy gifts you picked.
So my crappy gift is:
AHAHAHAHAH! Oh, the literal irony of it all! Get it? Crappy gift?? AHAHAHA...I kill myself! Fake poo is not for college pranks and 12 year old boys anymore! They are the gift that keeps on giving!
Ok, all you little blogger elves, I pick these people to be my proverbial bell ringers this season:
1) Sid from Verbal Diorhea
2) The Poobomber
3) Chris from Inane Thoughts and Ramblings