Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Thursday Night Football...

So tomorrow's (or today's, depending on when you read this) game is between the San Diego Chargers and the Oakland Raiders (BOO!).


In case you haven't been paying attention, I hate the Raiders (BOO!). Not only because they suck, which they do, but because I do believe they are Satan's own army of padded-cleat wearing behemoths (yes, I think Satan has the resources and fortitude to own his own football team).


If you are wondering why I have such hatred for them, may I redirect you to this post...which coincidentally got me the most comments on a blog I've written EVER. Just goes to show that the people who read my blog really do like me and wanted to give me their support. Or that they feed off of misery and pain and heartbreak to fuel their own narcisistic egotistic tendencies. Either way go read it. Or for those of you who are to lazy to click on that link (Mr. 5280!) here is a quick excerpt:



Just found out that an ex's new girlfriend is an f*ing cheerleader for the f*ing Oakland f*ing Raiders. Straight from the horses mouth. He called to see if I was doing ok and I told him I was fine...that a coworker sent me home with a couple dvd's of past Superbowls and I was being lazy... Then he said "that's great...you know [girl's name] is really into football too...but more because of her job I think". I should know a setup when I hear it, but to my defense I was high off of pain killers and wasn't my quick self so I said "what job is that?".


"oh, she's a Raiderette". It's not an off broadway version of the Rockettes...I looked it up. Blah! :(



Needless to say, I am NOT rooting for them to win. So even though I am not particularly fond of the San Diego Chargers, all of my energies and cheering skills will be fully directed at them to win tomorrow. By the way, please understand that my hatred for the team (BOO!) is in no way a reflection of how I feel for the city of Oakland, nor its residents. I actually like the city and have visited there numerous times. No, my contempt rests solely on those who wear the Raiders (BOO!) uniform in general, and for their cheerleaders...with one cheerleader specifically...in particular.

I know some of you are saying, "Well, they lost to the Chiefs last week, isn't that enough punishment?" To which I say, No...No it is not. Because the week previous to that, I wasn't praying at all since I figured the Broncos were gonna pummel them to the ground, but alas...the Broncos lost and the Raiders (BOO!) won.



So this week I am not taking any chances.



Fair warning to those who will be in my immediate vicinity tomorrow right around 5 to 8pm. If the Raiders (BOO!) win...*knock on wood* then please head quickly and calmly to the nearest exits, make sure to fasten your safety devices securely around your person because I will go ape-shit and psycho and God help you if you are around to witness that.



4 comments:

That damn expat said...

You know I hate cheerleaders. So BOO to the Raiders!

The Unbearable Banishment said...

Booing the Raiders is like kicking a cripple. Have you no pity?

Cheerleaders are hot. I don't particularly care who they're cheering for.

Matt said...

Thanks for the excerpt!

and yes...as a bronco fan my hate for BOTH of these teams runs deep.

I can't believe John Elway got married to a raiderette. When I heard the news I was like, WTF? Not you John, anyone but you..

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Since Favre left the Pack and I can't bring myself to truly root for the Just End This Sh*t JETS JETS JETS!!!, I've taken a wholesale liking to rooting against teams.

The Raiders are one of those teams that I actively root against.