Monday, January 19, 2009

Never Fear!

...E's still here. Kinda. So sorry for the lack of bloggy presence in the last few days as reitterated time and again by the texts and emails and blog comments that I have received, all along the lines of "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"

Fear not and don't call the cops. I'm here...not dead (ish). Just add up looong days at work + supervisor changes + brand spankin new gym membership and what do you get? ME. Dead tired at night, barely conscious enough to drag my sorry butt to bed and definitely not conscious enough to blog (both read and write).

I've got a few more days of the crazy schedule then things should mellow out so you'll be getting more of the same first rate entertainment you've come to expect from me very very soon.

In the meantime here's a joke for you all:

A dude walks into a bar.

Wow, that's so trite and overdone...ok, let me change that...

A PIRATE walks into a bar (*grin*) wearing a steering wheel as a belt buckle. The bartender looks over and asks the pirate "Hey! Why are you wearing a steering wheel as a belt buckle?" and the pirate answers:

"Arrrgh...It's drivin' me nuts!"

12 comments:

Bella@That damn expat said...

It's alive!

Felisa said...

Why are you at the gym when it's so nice and sunny out?!

~E said...

Felisa--because I've got a sparkly new bikini with my name on it...and i wanna look decent once summer hits ;)

sid said...

Oh that was so bad... But at least you're alive ... (=

Sassy Britches said...

Oh, to be able to use the gym excuse! Sadly, I cannot. ;)

Mary Moore said...

Love the joke. I use the gym excuse as well, but I have yet to dawn its doorstep...

words words words said...

You go away for a while and when you come back, THAT is what you've got for us? I swear, I am not paying for another year's subscription to this blog.

Also, good to see you back. I guess. ;)

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

This was my French Friend's favorite joke.

Ah, Gilles...you left us too soon.

The Unbearable Banishment said...

I refuse to let too much time pass without posting because I’m afraid I WON’T get any “where are you” comments/texts! Who needs to know that you’re not missed? Not I.

Re: the joke. Don't quit your day job, dearie.

Chris said...

ha ha ha ha ha

Oh, that's great. It's the best pirate testicle joke I've heard all week!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Heeheee! you are funny even in an incoherent state!!

Sabrae Carter said...

Don't feel bad. I haven't commented on any blogs in two weeks! :) Glad to finally get back into my groove!